*looks behind me*
"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”
how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like
"how long have you been 17"
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”
[Image: Elsa from Frozen, in her new ice palace and dress, strutting forwards and throwing her arms wide.]
(320): I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS
All is right in the world.
totally me if i ever had her job
"same sex marriage is unnatural!"